Kakka & Jag Conversation - BMW

Date: Dec 06 2010 (Raining at Chennai, Holiday declared for IT offices)

Editor: Kakka

Keel kanda anaithu sambavangalum unmai… build up kedayathu, naan panra ore oru build up, body build up mattunthanga….

Jag calling.. Jag calling… tring… tring… xperia ringing… xperia ringing… thalaivar photo coming… thalaivar photo coming…

Santhosathil thulli kuthithen.. enathu manathil pattam poochigal paranthana… enendral rombo naal kalicchi thalaivar calling…

Below two dialogues are Parallel sound track.

Kaka: Thalaivareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…. Thalaivareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy………….. soooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa

Jag: Kakkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaa….Kakkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaa

Konja neram Thalaivar’oda pugal pattukku aprom

Jag: Kaka enga irukka

Kaka: oppice.. oppice

Jag: ama unakku than oppice’la velaye illaye.. nee oppice’la ukkanthu enna pannetrukka

Kaka: (After experiencing full damage – trying to damage thalaivar) ama thalaivare kelambumbodu than neenga correct’a phone pannenga. Seri neenga oppice polaya.

Jag: innaikku chennai’la cyclone. Veetukku keela pona, seruppu doorathukku thanni ninrundicchu… shoe nananjarume’nu mela vanthu paduthuten.. nee odane keppa neengathan car’la poreenga’nu… car tyre nananjirumla…

Kaka: Thalaivareeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy…weightu thalaivareeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy

Aprom thalaivare, norukkiyaccha… 8Lakhs.. 8 Lakhs… pinnetinga thalaivare….

Jag: sooor Kaka.. norukiyacchu… athula pathenna 6.5 fixed.. michellam variable, athala naan ippothaikku enn sollerukkenna… 7.2 fixed miccham variable kuduthurunga.. illa enakku variable vendam… neenga 7.2 kudutheenganna variable kudukanum 8.5 kudutheenganna enakku variable vendam, neengale vecchikonga, 7.1 kuduthalum parava illa…… 6.2 kudutheengannna ennalla onnum panna mudiyathu.. variable kudupeengala illa ne therla !@#$%^&**((……………………………… …………………………………………… …………………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………………………………………………

Kaka: evlo confuse pannathukku apromum vela kuduthutaingala thalaivare.. salary kuduthuruvaingala..

Jag: salary kudukuraingalo illayo, naan inga velai’ku porathukka intha velaya vangunom… velaya vudrathukku thana velaya vangunom

Kaka: (full conpused) sooora thalaivare

Jag: dei Kaka inga velaya vangunathu ethukaga, bakiri sonnanrathukkaga’ya

Kaka: ama

Jag: illa.. Wipro’la vela vanganundradukaga

Kaka: Thalaivareeeeeeeyyyyyyy…antha IMS serrathukaga TIME’la poi sentha madiri

Jag: same piece… ithuthan nambaloda master plan

Ana ithuku aprom than therinchadu..mela ulladu master plan illa, inga keela irukku parunga ithan master plan’nu..

Kaka: weightu thalaivare.. aprom salary jaasthi vara pogudu, innoru car book panni vutruvom thalaivare… athan bestu

Jag: intha vatti car illa different apartment vanga porom

Kaka: enna thalaivare solreenga.. aranmani madiri veedu vecchittu oru apartment’la poi thanga poreengala.

Jag: Kaka, antha veedu naan poi thanga poradukkilla… antha veeta vangurathe vikkurathukaga than…

Kaka: (full conpused asusual)ummmmmmmmmmm

Jag: Amanda intha Vinoth payan 20 Lakhs siruseri’la veedu… anga veedu vangi pottom’nu vei…neat’a rent varum…

Kaka: Loan yaar thalaivare katttuva…

Jag: rent varum..namba light’a konjam monthly pottomna oru asset vanthurumla… atha konja naal kalicchi vithutu BMWvangeeruvom.

Kaka: Thalaivare sooooooooorrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaa… sooooper thalaivare… naanum intha BMW’la ponathe illa..

Jag: BMW ellam…. Summa sonnen.. BMW’na BMW’veva vanguvainga… enga veetu pankkathula oru edam summa irukkilla atha vanguvom

Kaka: athu evlo thalaivare aaguthu

Jag: athu oru 1 crore aagudu.. ippo intha Siruseri veedu 1 crore aana vodane vithutu atha vangeera vediyathan.

Kaka: antha veedu 1 crore aagumbodu intha edam 2 crores aayi poyirume thalaivare

Jag: appo naanga paathi edam vanguvom, car parking ku thane podum..

Kaka: ennathu car parking kaga velacherila 1 crore kuduthu edam vaangureengala

Jag: Amanda innum konja naal’la innum rendu car vanganum

Kaka: thalaivare veet’la mothamave 3 perukku ethukku thalaivare 5 caru.. velakarikkum sethu car vangureengala…

Jag: Amanda kalyanam aayiducchu’na oru car venum.. aprom thangacchi vera appappo vara illa avalukku oru car vendi irukku…

Kaka: soooora thalaivare…aprom kalyanam aayitu oru kolantha porantha vodane… kolanthaiku vera oru car vendi irukkum…

Jag: (Kolantha madiri siruchittu) hahahaha… I like it Kaka… ana enna antha aaalu antha edathathan vikkuratha illayam.

Kaka:: usssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh eppppppppppaaaaaa… sooor thalaivare.. soooper plan….

Then Matter diverted to Sishyan, Prassana payan, Madurai, Madurai rowdy galin rowdy, new year etc…etc…